1.RUDEBOX
Ok then back to basics
Grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
Goes up your back and then down your spine
And when it hits your head...
Ok then back to baseheads
Dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.
Up yer jacksy, split yer kecks
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Will you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox
Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Ok then back to spaceship
Take both pills
Fuck the matrix
Jack those jills
Shake your Playtex
Rock three stripes
Not the Asics
A.D.I.D.A.S.
Old school 'cos it's the best - yes
TK Max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless
Ok then what to do
If you try to jack me
I'll rudebox you
If you rudebox me
I'll rudebox your whole crew
'Cos it's what I do
Ain't that right boo？ - true
I'll ride with you
If you can get me to the border
'Cos the sheriff's after me
For what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - You did it like that
I love it when you double clap clap
Grab this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Ok then check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
Not the landline
And the jack the mainline
At the same time
Ok this is what we do
Got a jam so fresh
It's nice for you
Ok give it what you got
And dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then what's the fracas
Grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
You don't sweat much
For a fat lass
Grab your rudebox
'Cos your box is righteous
Ok bum rush the show
I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
Did you hear me though
Grab this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade)
2.VIVA LIFE ON MARS
lost all faith in what I know
The future doesn't need me
So I kick a bo agen a wo and head it till it don't hurt no more.
Use my cuts and lacerations, feed myself a new sensation woah
woah
Take a ride on your high horse
If the horse is blind, use the force
The falcon flies in two straight lines
Red five standing by
It's not a moon it's a space station
It feels good the good vibration woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah.
Woah
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down
here
They don't want us to discuss the picture in the caves of us.
A nosebleed and a bag of coal then they put you in a hole.
We're knee deep in information
And they can't stop this conversation. Woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, party to a segregation woah. Woah
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see we're all down
here
I just wanna be x 8
Love is natural love is good
Not everybody does it but everybody should.
With them and us we've made a mess,
till they decide which god is best.
Free yourself from liberation from lake Geneva to the freeland
station woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah
woah.
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down
here
Viva life on mars I'm calling x4
3.LOVELIGHT
What am I supposed to do
To keep from going under
Now your making holes in my heart and yes it's starting to show
I've been holding back
Is it any wonder？
Since you walked right into my life and interrupted the flow
CHORUS
I wanna know
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'？
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
And turnin' your lovelight down again
Did it again, did it again
Baby I've got to know
Are we gonna make it？
Lay it down right beside me tonight and do whatever you feel
Baby your in control
Where you gonna take it？
Don't you think that I'll do you right you know darn well that I
will
CHORUS
I wanna know
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'？
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
And turnin' your lovelight down again
Do it again, do it again
Do it again, do it again
Baby you turn your lovelight down
And I don't know, just how long I can stick around
Gonna need more, and it ain't just physical
I dunno what I can do, if I've found that
It ain't love this time around
Keep turning down your lovelight, did it again (x 4)
CHORUS
When ever you.
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'？
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
And turnin' your lovelight down again
4.BONGO BONG ／ JE NE T' AIME PLUS
Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong
I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city
Looking for a bigger crown
So I play my boogie
For the people of big city
But they don't go crazy
When I'm bangin' in my boogie
I'm the 'king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong'
Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
They say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me
I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo
bong...
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
5.SHE'S MADONNA
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I don't miss you
Just who
You used to be
And you don't ring true
So please
Stop calling me
Your 'I love you''s
Are ten a penny
You're dropping clues
Like you've got any
You got to choose
There's been so many ohhhh
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Could say that he don't want her
This look of love
Says I'm leaving
You're frozen now
I've done the freezing
I'm walking out
Madonna's calling me
She's got to be
Obscene to be believed
That's her routine
Not what she means to me
I found myself
By circumstance
Across a room
Where people dance
And quite by chance
She' danced right next me
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I want to tell you a secret
We're having drinks
With Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here
She's brought her fella
But all I wanna do
Is take Madonna home
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me
6.KEEP ON
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel
Vein popping
Heart clogging
Name dropping
Life stopping
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting
I'm popping
And I'm locking
Pulse stopping
Hypnotic
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never had any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in the club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart
No leaving
Shallow breathing
Girl weeping
Teef teathing
Got no strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
Sing a song sing sing
Naughty things
We're geezing
Day creeping
Got not strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
I spin with a tin tin gin grin
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel
Croups crouping
Roots rooting
Ludes looting
Loops hooping
Got no strings but I think with my dingalingaling
Two two for the two ting tong ting two stonking
Two's two
Looks luking
Fruits fruiting
Sleuths sleuthing
Got no strings I think with my dingalingaling
Root root for the rooting
Toot toot for the tooting
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw my saw mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
7.GOOD DOCTOR
Can we do it again
Take that, take that
Chorus
You alright star
No star
You alright star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper
1st Verse
I went to the dr to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton
Funky fill the form out
So I can drop em'
I've got all these demons
And I can't stop em'
To tell you the truth Doc
I might have a problem
Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning
As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon
Dick head
Chorus 2
He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper
2nd Verse
You know what Doc its alright and all
I just heart me leg its not terminal
But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection can't get an erection
If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion
That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get
that haunted look
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Chorus 3
He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow how
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper
8.THE ACTOR
Principal actors to the stage please,
Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds.
VERSE ONE：
First you can't act, now you can't stop,
(What's my motivation？)
I used to like you... a lot,
(I was the class nerd)
Exactly who I'm s'posed to be,
(I'm totally Strasberg)
You play a doctor on TV,
(What you're doing is SO brave)
VERSE TWO：
Deep down you're dirty but you try,
(I'm a good person)
The truth would break you so you lie,
(I want my work to matter)
It's in the choices that you make,
(I want to inspire)
No talent, just fate.
CHORUS：
I don't know where you begin,
I end, we start
Again,
They need, you love,
We all watch
The Actor Acting.
VERSE THREE：
Good from far but far from good,
(All I have is my instinct)
You love to act, I wish you would,
(It's not acting, it's re-acting)
Act like you're not from out of space,
(When I'm on stage I feel alive)
You know ambition isn't grace,
(For me it's the craft)
VERSE FOUR：
Made of Sex, Maida Vale,
(Would I do better in New York)
You are the Alpha Male,
(I'm just too pretty for that role)
You are the good, you are the great,
(The words have power)
Now let me fill you with my hate.
(CHORUS)
MIDDLE 8：
Monroe,
(Monroe)
Barrymore,
(Barrymore)
Mansfield,
(MANSFIELD)
D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench,
(Judi Dench)
Madonna Ritchie,
(Ritchie)
Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie.
Streep,
Close,
Hepburn,
Burt Reynolds.
Niven,
Danson,
Bundy,
BARDOT.
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
SWANK.
(CHORUS)
OUTRO SPEECH：
In the future,
Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes,
You are, we all are a test card,
The stars of CCTV,
We ARE the nature of the beast.
9.NEVER TOUCH THAT SWITCH
Size of which is paradoxic the only way you're gonna stop this
In the vessel there's a switch in the middle
You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the pressure's blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism
There's a skism in the time mekanism
Never touch that switch
Even if you want to
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
See the futures in the distance
I know I'm facing some resistance
Getting back within the blink of a bubble
Time machine never gives us any trouble.
There's a riot down in Shelton
Only minutes after Brixton but this city never made it on the
telly
Or the rumble of the nations underbelly
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
You know you're heading for a meltdown, and you're living in a
tin town
Thinking that you're gonna be somebody, living in the land of
milk and honey
Listen up 'cos it's a red light, and the futures blowing up
tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism, there's a skism in the
time mekanism
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know
what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know
what it can do.
10.LOUISE
When he saw her getting of the bus
It seemed to wipe away the years
Her face was older, just a little rough
But her eyes were still so clear
He drank his coffee and he hurried out
Across before she walked away
Then he approached her like a little child
Too scared for what he had to say
'Hello, Louise,
Remember me？
Now should we part
Or stay awhile？
As if we were still lovers'
She took a moment just to recognise the man she'd known so well
before
And as he started to apologise
Lose any bitterness she bore
She gently put her finger on his lips
To let him know she understood
And with her suitcase standing on the floor
Embraced him like a lover would
He told louise
'You look so good
It's just you see
You make me feel
As if we were still lovers'
It's not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you don't wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that you never found again
And though they talked for just a little time
Before she said she had to go
He saw the meeting as a tiny sign
That told him all he had to know
And so Louise
Waved from the bus
And as she left
She gave that smile
As if they were still lovers
11.WE'RE THE PET SHOP BOYS
We're The Pet Shop Boys
Suburbia's a slipstream
To a memory
Of a time when you were
Close to me
I pretend
I'm there again
I close my eyes and see you
Better than before
Then I feel you touch me
And it's 1984
I know what you will say
Before you start
In my heart
We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys
Every thought's a fashion
Or a crime
And every boy is just
A waste of time
But I pretend
It was different then
Maybe it's a habit
Maybe it's a sin
But I find out
When I try it on
It crawls beneath my skin
Once it gets inside me
It won't go
Now I know
We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys
Rent
Shopping
Being boring
It's alright
It's a sin
I'm not scared
In denial
I want a dog
I want a lover
Can you forgive her？
Do I have to？
What have I？ What have I？
What have I done to deserve this？
We're the Pet Shop Boys
12.BURSLEM NORMALS
13.KISS ME
14.THE 80'S
15.THE 90'S
16.SUMMERTIME
17.DICKHEAD
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